Number of hours I couldn't swallow anything: 8
Number of hours I went without any food or water: 20
Number of hours spent in the emergency room: 13
Number of crazies I met in the ER: 2
Number of doctors I saw : 4
Number of needles/IV's I had : 4
Number of botched IV's : 1
Number of gigantic bruises on my arms because of needles: 1
Number of minutes it took sedation to kick in: 8
Number of minutes they waited to stick a giant scope down my throat after I was given sedation : 2 (fuckers(
Number of hours in a row I was awake for:31
Nunmber of hours I slept once I finally got home: 13
Number of hours I got of school work done: 0

First experience with Valium : Priceless.